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Joke of the Day

"What did Beyonce say when Jay-Z refused anal? If you liked it you should had put a ring muscle on it!"

"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"Fat chances are my favorite chances"

"do you know the difference between a carrot and a fork? If you don't you should be more careful when you eat!"

"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"Like a midget at a urinal.... I'm going to have to stay on my toes. Credit: Naked Gun"

"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."

"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"

"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."