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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."
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"All the dads with weekend custody are crowding up the donut shop."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of it's paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"
"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."
"My biggest fear is that someone will say ""Git-R-Dun"" while I'm holding my child. Because I will instinctively swing my baby at their face."
"Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne."
"What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"What's grey and comes in gallons? An elephant."
"Why didn't the shrimp share his food?? He was a little shellfish"