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"Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne."

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"[police raid at balloon store] Cop on radio:""We can hear gunfire is everyone ok, over"" Hedgehog cop inside:""Its not gunfire, over"""
"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"
"What does SAG-AFTRA call a low-budget foreign production? Scrub-a-dub-dub."
"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."
"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"
"NAZI: I'm a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored"
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