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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!"
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"4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"
"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"
"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."
"What do you call a doctor for websites? A URLologist"
"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"
"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"
"What is Laziness? Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired."
"What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!"
"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."