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Joke of the Day

"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."

"I'm no gynecologist... But I can take a look."

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."

"Hard to tell if the walmart cashier was mad about me having more than 20 items, or if he just hated his life."

"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."

"What do you call an old parallelogram? A parrallelo-gran"

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."

"Using a phone case is like buying a Ferrari and gluing Corolla body panels to it."

"7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today."