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Joke of the Day
"What part of New York has the most feminists? Manhatin'"
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"Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard III Spoiler Alert: Richard III dies in the end."
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"I feel like grabbing a random kid by the shoulders and screaming ""I'm you from the future!"""
"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."
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"What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned"
"I never understood how you got dick from Richard. Apparently you just get him drunk first."