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Joke of the Day

"What is Laziness? Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired."

"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"

"The liquor store cashier asked me my birth date so I said ""12-25-0000"", and stared into his eyes majestically."

"I know I'm late to the party but why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"Now matter how sad I get, the length of your skirt reassures me that everything will be OK."

"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."

"Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream ""NOT TODAY SATAN!"""

"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"

"What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll."

"I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride The Air Ambulance."