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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a doctor for websites? A URLologist"
Next Joke
"A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, a rabbi, and a nun all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""What is this? A Joke?"""
"I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside"
"Why should you never trust soap? It's an emulsive lyer."
"When I take pictures of cheese I yell ""SAY HUMANS!"" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry."
"A Sikh man had to face street harassment, teasing and rude jokes about his homeland and fellow countrymen in America. Why are we so mean to Canada guys ?"
"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"
"who is a skeletons favorite music artist? BONE JOVI!!!!!!!"
"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."