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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get-a-long-little-doggy"

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."

"I got a tattoo on my penis that just says ""OK"" But when I see your sister it says ""OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY"""

"I'm not ""Mr Right"" but I'll do freaky stuff to you till he shows up."

"Sometimes relationships last longer when Facebook doesn't know about them."

"Whenever I tell her that I want to put my Butterfinger into her MilkyWay, she Snickers."

"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"

"Whats soft and fuzzy and lives in a hole? Belly button lint."

"*takes construction hat to vet* Please help. My turtle hasn't moved in 8 years."