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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"
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"At the sushi restaurant: What kind of eel is this? Diner at the sushi restaurant: ""What kind of eel is this?"" Waiter: ""Do you love it?"" Diner: ""yeah"" Waiter: ""Then, that's a moray"""
"I lost 5 followers after tweeting my non-concern for owls. I must stop being so politically controversial."
"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."
"How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese? From the block."
"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws."
"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."
"What's your favorite clock time? Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down."
"I like my coffee like I like my presidents. Not orange"
"Why did Mary fall off the swing?... ... Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there?) Well, it ain't Mary."