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Joke of the Day
"This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster."
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"Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch.."
"Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting."
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
"Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing."
"My Dad started singing these to me last night. Thought Reddit might appreciate them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmqP25iALtU"
"My friend said to me ""I don't understand why all smokers don't just vaporize?"" ... ""A little harsh don't ya think?"" I replied."
"I got a great deal on a boat the other day..... Sail"
"Some people may be brave enough to try to get into the milk business. Me? I wouldn't dairy."
"My friend fell into the gelatto machine. Ice creamed in terror."