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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."

"Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don't get too excited"

"I recently took up meditation..... It beats sitting around doing nothing"

"I accept your apology. Can I borrow your phone? I need to cancel the hit I put out on you."

"For sale: The Complete Enlopdiea Brittania Reason: No longer needed. Wife knows everything"

"Where do you send a Jew with ADHD? A concentration camp!"

"What is the slight difference between a fencer's club and r/jokes You'll see a lot of ripostes in the first one"

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab"

"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"