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Joke of the Day
"It's a do or dive for Robben as Netherlands play Argentina in the semifinals."
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"Who called it Osteoporosis and not Epic Frail?"
"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""
"Why is Santa so Jolly? Because he knows where all the Naughty Girls live."
"I heading to the beach and i'm going to sneak up from behind annoying couples who are watching the sunset, and pee all over them"
"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"
"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."
"How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?"
"9/11 gave rise to ""Truthers"", Obama gave rise to ""Birthers"", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called ""Saucers""?"
"What do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period? Your palm red for free"