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Joke of the Day

"I like to get up early on Sundays, have my coffee, watch the sunrise, and pretend everyone else died of polio."

"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."

"be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character"

"The female stink badger has 12 potent smelling nipples.. dozen tit make scents"

"I still think Porky Pig got his stutter from an early jail experience."

"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."

"Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."

"My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore... ...so I sent him a card, ""Get well soon."""

"One time I walked in to a pole..... ...... and, uh, I don't remember."