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Joke of the Day
"How do you win an election? By having people believe that you've won an election."
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"I Don't Nap Because I Have Tentonitish I fall asleep around 2 and don't wake up till ten tonightish"
"A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying ""Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"" His mate replies ""Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"""
"Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral"
"TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right."
"To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it."
"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"
"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"
"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"
"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose."