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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral"
Next Joke
"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"
"I get this girl to come home with me. I'm in bed with her and then she tells me ""Just the tip."" Jokes on her, that's all I got."
"It's spooky how many kids look like their owners."
"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
"I had no idea Instagram was down until a girl in front of me at Starbucks cancelled her order, saying ""Instagram is down it's useless"""
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"
"All liquor stores are open 24 hours. When you have a brick."
"My girlfriend thanked me for telling her a joke as she hadn't laughed since her mother died I think it was pretty disrespectful that she'd laughed when her mother died."
"Oh Thursday, you teasy bitch you."