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Joke of the Day

"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"

"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""

"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."

"Shout out to all the frozen desserts out there. Step to me with a dessert that ain't frozen and I'll snap your damn face off"

"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."

"Hello 911? Yeah, my wife accidentally fell off a cruise ship 3 months ago"

"Me: If you don't like my rules, maybe you can find a different mom. 4yo: *excitedly* Can we really do that?"

"Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood?? Seeder"

"What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers? I can't remember."

"A classic joke I heard from my friend about Hillary Clinton's emails [deleted]"