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Joke of the Day

"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."

"So apparently the Phillies aren't serving beer this year... They lost the opener Stupid but its an Uncle joke so I had to"

"Four is equal to five Theorem: 4 = 5 Proof: -20 = -20 16 - 36 = 25 - 45 4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5 4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4 (4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2 4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2 4 = 5"

"A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life."

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!"

"Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance"

"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"

"Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking."

"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."

"I just smoked the fattest blunt.. And now my refrigerator is nervous!"