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Joke of the Day

"Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once."

"Breaking up with Japanese Girls. I hate to breakup with Japanese girls because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get it."

"My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products He's a macadamian nut."

"I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone"

"You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone."

"What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis? Occupational hazard."

"Nobody wanted to see the naked banana . . . it just lacked appeal"

"Jokes written by kids http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna"

"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."

"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."