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Joke of the Day

"My friend was called fat today. I told him ""It'll be okay, just keep your chins up""."

"*slowly unwraps a candy bar as neighbor talks about her new diet"

"Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably"

"What do you call a spanish speaking Coffee Translatte."

"Clickbait. What did you expect? Honestly."

"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"

"I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks."

"Don't believe that bullshit. Failure is ALWAYS an option."

"One time I actually found a magic lamp with a genie inside but it was back in 2005 so that's why I have three Motorola Razrs."

"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."