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Joke of the Day

"My friends think I'm racist for wanting Hitler to have finished what he started... Is it really that bad that I like his art?"

"What did the sign on the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."

"me: *dies* mom: no get up you still have to go to school."

"It was a beautiful day at the beach. .... Three young women with eye-popping racks decided to sunbathe without their bikini tops. .... A cop came along and pinched all six of 'em."

"How many sex addicts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but they'd have to be really tiny."

"How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter? There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!"

"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."

"A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, ""We have supporters all around the globe!!!"""

"What do you call a Frosty's prostitute? A snow blower"

"What type of clothing does a House wear? Address."