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Joke of the Day

"It was a beautiful day at the beach. .... Three young women with eye-popping racks decided to sunbathe without their bikini tops. .... A cop came along and pinched all six of 'em."

"Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler? He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches."

"Height Of Facebook Influence Height of Facebook influence Doctor the patient: How you're feeling now? Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons"

"What do you call a boner at an early morning funeral? Mourning wood"

"Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee"

"somebody took my dog while we were waiting in line at the vet i cried out ""Somebody stole my Spot!!"""

"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""

"Is milk the best workout supplement? No, whey man! (My first dad joke, im so proud!)"

"Waldo asked his wife what was for dinner... Fondue, waldo."

"I don't see the issue with microcephaly. Personally, I love a little head."