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Joke of the Day
"What did the sign on the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
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"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"
"What do you call a married knot? Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose."
"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."
"Why do gingers get sunburned so easily? It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors"
"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"Bikes a bike cannot stand on its own because it is two tired."
"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"
"I checked an anti-gravity book out of the library... I just can't put it down."
"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."