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Joke of the Day

"How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!"

"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"

"Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2."

"A well-known doctor recently passed away and is having a funeral this weekend. There will be no coffin at the funeral."

"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."

"Jurassic Park III on AMC. 10 min. in, 2 young scientists studying dinosaur fossils. FOSSILS. Hey, 'member how THERE ARE ALIVE DINOSAURS NOW?"

"Why is NTFS healthy? Because it's FAT free."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor."

"Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !"