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Joke of the Day

"Why did John Snow get an iPhone? For the watch."

"When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me."

"I saw a guy jogging naked outside of my house I asked him why you doing this he said because you came home early"

"It's no surprise that Trump is here, just look at all the movies where there is a black President and something comes to destroy the earth. All credits go to Larry Wilmore. ;)"

"A man and a woman walk into a bar..."

"What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders? A traffic accident."

"In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I'd just totaled her car."

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten- tickles FTW!"

"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."

"Joke's on you skinny people, my iPad fits just fine in my back pocket."