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Joke of the Day

"It's no surprise that Trump is here, just look at all the movies where there is a black President and something comes to destroy the earth. All credits go to Larry Wilmore. ;)"

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"Why is /r/jokes so keen to build a wall to keep things out that aren't funny? They're afraid of the competition."
"My jokes are like space trash... They never land."
"Hey girl, are you a washing machine? Coz you're making my pants wet!!!!"
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"Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats"
"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? I don't know but it's not rhelephant."