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Joke of the Day
"Joke's on you skinny people, my iPad fits just fine in my back pocket."
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"100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. ... 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!"
"What do you call a puppy on its period in the peak of summer? A hot dog with ketchup at one end."
"WIFE: *filing for divorce* ME: Are you mad at me?"
"What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day? Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day."
"what is brown and sticky? A stick"
"My wife said I'd look good in a beard, I wasn't sure... But it grew on me!"
"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"
"Why do witches not wear panties? You get better grip on the brooms."
"My social life. /thread"