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Joke of the Day

"In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I'd just totaled her car."

"What comes out of a reasonable volcano? Pragma."

"A teacher asks one of her students what the formula for water was... He said, ""H I J K L M N O"" Teacher: What? Student: Yesterday, you said the formula for water is H2O"

"Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked!"

"Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs? Me: You mean like the band?"

"What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - ""Man, this place ROCKS!"" (from Stephen King - The Cell)"

"Jeb says hes good at fixing things and I don't doubt him... People who voted in Florida during the 2000 presidential election know what I'm *talkin* about."

"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."

"Husband-Y r there torn condoms lying on sofa? Wife-What? Where? Wife goes 2 find them & comes back angrily saying-Will you stop calling our children ""Torn condoms""?"

"How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? He said ""screw"" lolol"