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Joke of the Day
"This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."
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"Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.."
"What does a man with an eight inch cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. From BBC show First Dates."
"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."
"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig"
"I just spent 38 minutes on the phone w my mother. And she couldn't tell I was drinking. I'm worried about her, now."
"Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed."
"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."