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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Look on the bright side My hooker died during sex... Next hour is for free"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!"

"What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"

"They say to wait a few months before throwing down $1000+ on something, to see if you still want it. Unfortunately, my land lord doesn't seem to agree."

"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens."

"What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile"

"Black Guy shot 15 times by the Alabama Police Worst case of suicide they had ever seen."

"The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though."