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Joke of the Day

"Despite being a longtime single dude, I just *know* that legions of ladies want my body. I've got the figure of a Maxim cover girl."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Bob. Bob who? Bob Jones."

"What do you call a blind German? A Nazi"

"I have PTSD from catching a glimpse of a co-worker's pale belly roll during a meeting."

"""And the rest is history."" -Lazy history teacher"

"My doctor told me to stop masturbating When I asked him why he said, ""So I can examine you."""

"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."

"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"

"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer."