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Joke of the Day
"Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok"
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"*Puts couch down as emergency contact*"
"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."
"News: Ireland has now legalized ecstasy, meth, and mushrooms due to an unexpected legal loophole. In other news: I have a plane to catch."
"Where does the cynic go to pray The Cynicgogue"
"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play ""Total Eclipse Of The Heart"". Bears love that song."
"What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics? Having both your legs."
"Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle."
"On my way home from work today I was listening to Placebo.. I thought I was listening to something else, but obviously I was the control group."