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Joke of the Day
"*Puts couch down as emergency contact*"
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"a lady walks into her house but then the she realizes she does not have a home for living and is sleeping in trash bag"
"Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit."
"how do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their tiny brooms."
"Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy? Because they had good high jeans"
"What do men and Subway have in common? They both exaggerate the length."
"I have the heart of a lion... and a lifelong ban from the zoo."
"Objection your honor! He's badgering the witness lmao *Courtroom erupts in laughter* Badger: Ok seriously I'm a lawyer and deserve respect"
"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"
"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."