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Joke of the Day
"Where does the cynic go to pray The Cynicgogue"
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"Someone dumped in the urinal! It was real shitty!"
"""I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled ""Ninja School"", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"""
"A pillow warmer is a stupid idea... Use your head!"
"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."
"LPT: If someone is stubbornly blocking the isle at the supermarket with their shopping cart THINK before trying to ram them. You might be standing in front of a mirror. :/"
"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"
"Why did the young soldier go off searching for a wounded prostitute? A cowboy told him there was a hoedown."
"Comcast: ""Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?"" Me: ""No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."""
"This is gonna be misinterpreted, but I've been sitting on hard wood for an hour and my ass is killing me"