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Joke of the Day

"What does a leper say to a prostitute? Just leave it...ill be back tomorrow."

"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"

"HAIRDRESSER: *holding mirror* and the back? DRACULA: *nodding* um.. yeah.. sure.. great thanks"

"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"

"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"

"me: just tell me I don't die in an Arby's bathroom stall Death: [sadly looking up from his book] look, what matters is how you lived"

"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"

"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher!"

"Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA, gets on a podium and encourages all black men in America to buy guns to protect themselves from white guys with guns. Just kidding."