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Joke of the Day
"What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy."
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"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."
"I told my wife 'a blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.' For Christmas she bought me better medical coverage."
"The zoo is a really bad place to pick up cougars. I thought that one was flirting with me and now I'm missing most of a hand and bleeding. Please send paramedics."
"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"