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Joke of the Day
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"
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"Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!"
"I have no beef with vegetarians."
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"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"
"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."
"I was going to make an anal joke here.... ...butt fuck it."
"What's truly horrifying is when my generation starts having children on purpose."
"My poop likes rap music It's down with OP pee."
"To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty."