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Joke of the Day

"I like short jokes."

"The pizza guy just said ""see u tomorrow"" Maybe I eat too much pizza ..."

"Not quite feeling myself today. I'm going to see if booze helps..."

"I'll bet if you whined a bit more about gas prices, the big oil companies will brings the prices down."

"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."

"Take your time, Officer. I have nothing but respect for the law. Your imminent death on this dark side street can wait."

"What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL? Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants."

"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("

"Awful pick up line Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture."

"I just grilled a chicken for 8 hours. And it still didn't tell me why it crossed the road."