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"I like short jokes."
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"Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes? Because icing is not allowed."
"""Just spread them open and shove your face in there."" - How to put on glasses."
"What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away? Da rude sandstorm"
"There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool."
"Why do hippies wear pachouli?? So blind people can hate them to"
"What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread? I don't dough!"
"The invention of the jackhammer. . . It was groundbreaking. [Side Note] I have already posted this on /r/badpuns but, that seems inactive so, I decided to repost it here."
"What would you call a 90 year old hooker? Ho-spice"
"If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding."