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Joke of the Day
"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."
Next Joke
"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots."
"Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!"
"How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex? You wipe your dick with her pillow"
"I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..."
"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"
"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."
"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""
"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is both the same."