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Joke of the Day

"If there is a hurricane coming why don't we just name it a black name? For all we know, they would probaby never show up."

"How do people want Trump right now? [removed]"

"How can you tell if a redneck is on her period? You can see the blood on the tip of her dad's penis."

"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"

"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause and the end of a clause."

"my parents met on reddit im the joke"

"What's black and white and red all over? A bioracial double homocide."

"So I was playing poker with a few lepers... when someone threw in a hand."

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... .... Those who understand binary code, and those who don't."