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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"

"When someone says ""sorry it's so messy in here"" regarding their mostly clean car I laugh so loud I cough up several pieces of trash"

"I paid 4 the lady in front of me @ Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot."

"Five reasons not to use an electric toilet Number two will shock you"

"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."

"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."

"Funny how many articles end in ""continued on page"""

"I've compiled a list of women I'd like to sleep with for your viewing pleasure: 1.) You 2.) Every other woman in the world"

"Anti... ...Cipation!"