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Joke of the Day
"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."
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"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."
"What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post? *I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*"
"What did the cow with a cold say? Boo"
"That ""dammit"" moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like ""Now what do I do...?"""
"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"
"Why do white girls like Apple? Because once go Mac you never go back."
"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"
"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"
"Why is gay marriage an issue? Because people are fucking assholes."