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Joke of the Day
"I'm anti-semantic but I don't know how to say it."
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"I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous. It's just a shame I'm a lefty."
"Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing.. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"What is it called when men have sex with each other in the military? Tactical Insertion."
"Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'"
"A poor virgin had a big black guy as a landlord Now he's just poor."
"Old people. Old people at weddings always poke me and say ""you're next"". So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to screw in the bulb and one to hold the ~~cock~~ ~~father~~ LADDER"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field."