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Joke of the Day
"Which President is the worst at Jenga? Bush, because he keeps knocking down towers"
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"[Me, watching my murderer wipe down everything as I'm dying]: ""Oh, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it."""
"Aww, c'mon! Let me crack your baby's knuckles."
"[Fixed] Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world kernel"
"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."
"If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel."
"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work."
"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."
"Two antennas met on a rooftop... ...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!"
"Want to avoid making excuses when people ask you to hang out? Always say no when someone asks ""wanna hear something amazing?"""