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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt? Because only an old GIZA would live there!"

"When your prescription says ""DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS"" how many beers are you really allowed to have? 6?"

"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Why the long dick?"""

"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."

"If you plug in a toaster and take it into the bathtub with you, it will get rid of your hiccups."

"Oldie but a goodie Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa."

"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."

"Duh There are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up, and those who can't"

"There's no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think."