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Joke of the Day

"If you plug in a toaster and take it into the bathtub with you, it will get rid of your hiccups."

"What is a feminist's feeling when she gets ""threatened?"" Womenaced"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."

"I started a cold air balloon business. I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."

"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."

"What do you call a moody bear? A bi-polar bear."

"this toddler on the bus said ""the wheels on the bus go round & round"" & this guy yelled back ""no shit Sherlock"" & I can't stop clapping?"

"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"

"Women are generally speaking"

"When I was 18, I wanted to buy a brand new motorbike, but my mother forbid it. She explained that she had a brother who died in a motorbike crash when he was 18, and so I could have his instead."