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Joke of the Day

"Oldie but a goodie Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa."

"Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right."

"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."

"It just occurred to me Trump's inauguration was cloudy. I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show."

"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."

"True intimacy is chatting within a shared Google Doc"

"Why does everybody love honey? Because it never gets old."

"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"

"What are the symptoms of amnesia? I can't remember"

"""You kids and your smartphones, when we were your age we just dealt with having nothing to do with our hands."" *Lights another cigarette*"