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Joke of the Day
"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"
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"""STOP apologizing. You're sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife."""
"Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn"
"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"
"If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, ""Is this him."""
"History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the ""Lazy Susan"", but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife."
"I don't know why everyone's complaining about chip card readers. I have bad credit."
"year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again"
"What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism"
"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"