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Joke of the Day
"I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer."
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"I told my mate that my newborn baby's stomach was the size of a walnut. . . . ""Just feed him a walnut then."""
"What did the rock say when he had to leave his girlfriend for a long time? I pumice I'll come back soon!"
"Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4days. What's my total? Cashier: Your total is 756 quarters & 8 dimes. #cashierlife"
"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."
"I fired my masseur today. He just rubbed me the wrong way."
"What did Jack Frost say at his climax? ""Winter is coming"""
"The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by... ...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol."
"WAITER: can i take your order? HER: *looks at lobster tank* i'll take that one ME: *looks out window* i'll take that pigeon"
"Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time? Because they're easier to spot"