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Joke of the Day

"A man asked his mother ""How will I ever find the right woman?"" She replied ""Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."""

"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"

"I would tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"

"Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic? Brooklyn"

"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."

"Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs? It's a baby, not a stash of heroin."

"What's the difference between a customer and a weatherman? One knows he's not always right."

"I stay awake at night wondering... I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts."

"What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons? If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?"